Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day


This letter was wrote by my great-grandfather to (of course) my great-grandmother for Valentine's Day. I am unsure the year, but my great-grandfather loved poetry and really had a way with words. He died when I was only 1 years old, but I always felt him and I would have got along. I am sharing this sweet letter because, let's face it, my generation won't have anything like this to pass down. My generation emails or sends a text message for everything. Our messages get lost in cyberspace, with no personal handwriting attached to it. Hope you enjoy :)

Year: Unknown
Fort Worth, TX

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Ugliest Shirt Ever


ATTENTION TO ALL MEN: Never, repeat, never wear this if you ever want good sex again. I know this shirt looks very "outdoorsy", but just walk away.

10/18/12
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

All About the Benjamins


Cha-Ching.

10/14/12
Hulen St. and I-20
Fort worth, TX

L, M, N, O...



At my work, you never know who might be calling you. Check out my other random phone calls here.

12/10/12 and 12/13/12
Officer Gayler's Office
Cleburne, TX

Chip -n- Dip



I wanted to ask "Where the party at?"

12/30/12
Target
Fort Worth, TX

Doggie Bag


This dog food bag looks so 1980's. It looks like a prop for a bad TV sitcom.

1/21/13
HEB
Burleson, TX

Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass


I may not smoke, but I don't think naming your fake cigarettes "butts" is going to help.

1/2/13
Main St.
Cleburne, TX

Mirror, Mirror


Check out that rear view mirror! No sun visors for him. Think about when the sun hits all the mirrors just right...

1/2/13
Cleburne, TX

Poppin' Tags



This lady had the biggest tag ever still attached to her shirt. It just dangled there. She had to feel that thing! It was huge!

2/1/13
Centennial High School
Burleson, TX

Bad Kitty, Bad Photoshop


Ugh, yeah, are you trying to make me believe that cat is the same size a drawer pull? I also like how it thinks in English.

2/2/13
The Gayler Estates

The Dating Game: Coincidence?


Is it just me, but does this lucky bachelor look an awful like the man in the ad (click photo to enlarge)?