Tuesday, June 25, 2013

The Notebook: Childhood Edition

Before mowing last night, I found this in the backyard. I saw it had writing and open up the wadded ball of mess. This is what I found (click image to enlarge).



 Note reads: Dear Adrian, I've loved you for a long time. I've been trying to tell you but I couldn't. So I decided to tell you now! WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 

I wish love was this simple in my 30's.

6/24/13
The Gayler Estates

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Where the Rubber Meets the Road


Happy Anniversary!...for a High School couple maybe...

Wine and Condoms. Stay Classy.

4/7/13
H-E-B
Burleson, TX

All in the Family


Bragger. An even bigger family can be found here.

(Yes, You can see me in my car taking the picture :)

4/22/13
Fort Worth, TX

Blue Moon


Everyone was looking at this guys butt hanging out. Everyone.

3/28/13
T&P (No Joke) Station
TRE Train
Fort Worth, TX

Devil Went Down to Georgia


"Old fiddlers never die, we just decompose..."

Classic.

4/8/13
Rosehill Cemetery
Cleburne, TX

Sunday, June 2, 2013

She's Got Skills


I see the neighbors are finally painting...but wait...paint in a Skillet? (Click the picture for a larger view).

6/2/13
Behind The Gayler Estates

Friday, May 17, 2013

View From the Top



They have caught me looking many times. See more from this location here, here, and here.

5/17/2013
Fort Worth, TX

Saturday, April 6, 2013

The Dating Game: The Worst Email Ever



I will share with you an epic email from a man that I met a few weeks ago. After seeing each other at the same place twice he asked me for his number. Although he did not look to be my type, I was open minded and gave him my number. I really didn't want to give him my number. We exchanged a few casual emails, calls, and then we both stopped talking. Normal enough. Then, out of nowhere, I get this epic email that is beyond anything I have ever read. Mind you I am not religious nor have I contacted him in over a week. I thought I would post this email to help make all people, married or single, feel better about themselves. I have so many things to say about this email, but I will let you make up your mind about this eligible bachelor.

_______________________________________________________________________

Shelley,

Ever since this morning when I emailed you, I’ve had additional thoughts that I hope you don’t mind me sharing. I apologize for not having followed-through to call you up to see if you wanted to go to a Good Friday’s service last week. Even though I got the impression that you’d be a bit hard-pressed for time, I was upset because you went to a Maverick’s game with your friend. You had every right to do so and I was simply being selfish on my part.

I respect your honesty to share with me your agenda. Thank you! When I read that you were going to a game with him, I was resentful because your being with another person resembled my dad who was openly and publicly with another woman. In short, it hit a nerve...not by your own doing, but by sheer temptation. Also, going to the Maverick’s game was reminiscent of previous scars from my past from wily females who flaunt being with another guy simply for the sake of making me jealous. This was not your doing, but just another temptation.

I won’t voice the third area other than I’m basically traditional.

I hope this makes sense. I’m not asking you to agree nor am I asking for an opinion. However, as I stated in this morning’s e-mail, I am concerned for breaking trust. I don’t want to add to your scars. To make plans and then not follow-through is wrong.

You are an extremely unique person to be with. I enjoy being with you and hope to continue to do so but it needs to be mutual. If not, then I respect that. You have alot to deal with now and I simply don’t want to add to your stress. Since I said I’d call you up but didn’t, you have every right to be suspicious of me if I attempt to make any future plans with you. I reiterate what I stated this morning: I will do anything you want, whenever, whatever, to remove the lingering doubt or any animosity. I became exactly what I didn’t want to be. I’m sorry for being the dork.

My sincere apology,
XXXXX

PS: Maybe we could go to a Sunday Mass and/or brunch?
PPS: An ‘e’ was accidentally omitted from your name in this morning’s e-mails!
PPPS: I’ll be thinking about you when I’m driving and listening to the radio to see my nephew play baseball tomorrow. Some day, I’d really like to take you to a little league baseball game. I know that it’s not the most exciting thing for a girl to watch we could sit together, talk, and feel the cool breeze.
PPPPS: Today was so much better after hearing from you. I see you as a woman, a person, whom I want to be with. I don’t know how else to say that, Shelley. I hope that you grow, change, develop, and are encouraged as much as I am with you.

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Q: What is the name of the head waiter of a restaurant?
A: Souperman!

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Polished


Life is in the details.

3/18/13
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

Speed Racer


Not your normal headstone.

3/1/2013
Rosehill Cemetery
Cleburne, TX

That Darn Cat


Ever get that feeling like someone is watching you?

Thanks Christy C.for this GREAT submission.

QT
Alta Mesa and Crowley Rd.
Fort Worth, TX

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day


This letter was wrote by my great-grandfather to (of course) my great-grandmother for Valentine's Day. I am unsure the year, but my great-grandfather loved poetry and really had a way with words. He died when I was only 1 years old, but I always felt him and I would have got along. I am sharing this sweet letter because, let's face it, my generation won't have anything like this to pass down. My generation emails or sends a text message for everything. Our messages get lost in cyberspace, with no personal handwriting attached to it. Hope you enjoy :)

Year: Unknown
Fort Worth, TX

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Ugliest Shirt Ever


ATTENTION TO ALL MEN: Never, repeat, never wear this if you ever want good sex again. I know this shirt looks very "outdoorsy", but just walk away.

10/18/12
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

All About the Benjamins


Cha-Ching.

10/14/12
Hulen St. and I-20
Fort worth, TX

L, M, N, O...



At my work, you never know who might be calling you. Check out my other random phone calls here.

12/10/12 and 12/13/12
Officer Gayler's Office
Cleburne, TX

Chip -n- Dip



I wanted to ask "Where the party at?"

12/30/12
Target
Fort Worth, TX

Doggie Bag


This dog food bag looks so 1980's. It looks like a prop for a bad TV sitcom.

1/21/13
HEB
Burleson, TX

Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass


I may not smoke, but I don't think naming your fake cigarettes "butts" is going to help.

1/2/13
Main St.
Cleburne, TX

Mirror, Mirror


Check out that rear view mirror! No sun visors for him. Think about when the sun hits all the mirrors just right...

1/2/13
Cleburne, TX

Poppin' Tags



This lady had the biggest tag ever still attached to her shirt. It just dangled there. She had to feel that thing! It was huge!

2/1/13
Centennial High School
Burleson, TX

Bad Kitty, Bad Photoshop


Ugh, yeah, are you trying to make me believe that cat is the same size a drawer pull? I also like how it thinks in English.

2/2/13
The Gayler Estates

The Dating Game: Coincidence?


Is it just me, but does this lucky bachelor look an awful like the man in the ad (click photo to enlarge)?