Let the search begin!
Show the women of the Internet you are serious about landing a mate. Posing with another mature adult in a bloody pig costume should do it.
Bachelor #2 - Mr. "I like Long Sh*ts on the Beach"
I'm not sure what turns me off more. The fact you think this is an awesome picture or the fact you colored you leg in to look naked with Microsoft Paint. Either commit to taking a picture of yourself crapping on the beach or maybe not do this picture at all!
Bachelor #3 - Mr. "I Dress Myself"