Monday, May 28, 2012

Footwear



I went out shoe shopping and suddenly I found myself drawn to the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly horrible.

5/17/12
Kohl's and Famous Footwear
Burleson, TX

S.S. Minnow


My co-worker missed a call from the "Slippery Minnow". This can't be good.

Check out some other funny callers here and here.

4/17/12
Guinn Justice Center
Cleburne, TX

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Marry Me?


This has to be the lamest fake ice cream ever made. (And why pick a jewish wedding?)

4/17/12
H-E-B
Cleburne, TX

Smile


Someone has a sense of humor at this construction site.

4/15/12
Fort Worth, TX

Can't You Smell That Smell


Worst. Name. Ever.

3/18/12
Mt. Olivet Cemetery
Fort Worth, TX

Mad Men


This is for all of you Mad Men fans. Who knew there was a real "Betty Draper".

3/12/12
Baylor All-Saints
Fort Worth, TX

Childhood Dreams


As I was taking an evening walk around the block, I see this in the garage of a neighbor. Who knew Barbie was a "boob man".

5/2/12
Burleson, TX

Slap It


It's back...slap bracelets! This time it's a watch for the grown-up children of the 80's.

3/4/12
Staples
Burleson, TX

CHiPS



"Macaroni& Cheese" and "Grilled Cheese & Tomato" have to be the grosses chip flavors I have ever seen.

3/31/12
Target
Burleson

Friday, May 25, 2012

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

  

While waiting at a traffic light I see this "hard core" gang of thugs. So of course I have to take a pic of a sombrero, frog knit hat, tiger costume guy (almost hidden) and teenager in a lion outfit.


Once the sombrero guy told the gang what I was up to the lion of course had to act out. Last time I was here I saw a man in a lion costume too! Check it out here.

5/10/12
Northampton/Florence, MA

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Wide Open


There is not need for you to stand that way for 5 minutes. I mean, NO NEED.

3/24/12
Post Office
Burleson, TX

Stick it to Em


With the tag like "You Pick Em - We Stick Em" what is there not to love?

3/22/12
Guinn Justice Center
Cleburne, TX

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Big O'ld Fun


It was night, but I tired my best. "Big-O"...hummm....it was a woman driving it. Nah...can't be...right?

3/25/12
Burleson, TX

Icebreg, Right Ahead!


One of my co-workers left this can of cranberry sauce in the fridge for way too long. I took the liberty to break it free from the holiday freezer fur.

4/2/12
Cleburne, TX

The Magic Rental Car


99 MPG? I think this rental car is trying to pull a fast one on me.

5/12/12
Driving around Northampton, MA in a Chevy Cruze

Discount Shopping


Trying to reach the Wal-Mart crowd I see.

5/6/12
Burleson, TX

Get Your Learn On


All I can say is that I would totally wear this.

4/26/12
Texas Woman's University Library
Denton, TX

Cross Walker


Maybe it's just me, but the wheel seems like cheating.

5/3/12
Cleburne, TX

I Brake for Transformers



When you see a lone transformer walking down the street it's always best to u-turn. As you can see they like the attention. They will even dance for you like this one did for me.

4/26/12
Keene, TX

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Duck Hunt


While over at my grandmother's something catches my eye. I look out the window to see ducks walking down the street. My grandmother lives in the city and not close to water. They kept going up and down the street and the babies followed her every move. Within 10 minutes of me watching the ducks almost the whole neighborhood was out watching too. Sometimes the the simple pleasures of watching the ducks can help remind me there is still good left in people.

4/21/12
Wedgwood
Fort Worth, TX

Workin' for a Living

This truck was more impressive in person, but it has a patio cover over the top. On the other side there was a small sled attached to the passenger door.  Wait...is that a talking chicken sticker? 

Well, not exactly but still odd. I dare you to find an apple sticker used in a better way.

4/28/12
Crowley Rd.
Fort Worth, TX

Happy Mother's Day


Even the unabomber has a mom.

5/1/12
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

The Birdcage


Sometimes you have no idea what you are looking at.

This is one of those moments.

Thanks Stacy F. for this great submission!

5/2/12
Hwy 174
Joshua, TX