Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Voting: A Window Into My Madness



Usually when I know nothing about the candidates on a ballot I vote for the hottest. Crap.

2/2/12
Burleson, TX

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Shine Job


Sometimes less info is best. Was it necessary to have "Wet'n Black"? The tag line "For wet, deep black...." Am I spraying my tires or suppose to get turned on?

3/19/12
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

The Angry Husband


3/20/12
Intersection of Newton and Wilshire
Burleson, TX

Stickin' It


What the hell is going on here?

3/15/12
Kroger
Cleburne, TX

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The Secret Weapon


I know this picture is blurry, but it's greatness. While attending a basketball game, you can see a band member holding up a poster of Justin Bieber while the other team tried at a free throw.  They were trying anything possible in order to win.

2/3/12
Centennial High School
Burleson, TX

Crazy as a...


2/17/12
Joe's Pizza and Pasta
Cleburne, TX

Caning


"Life shouldn't be dull and boring and neither should your cane!" Ughhhh...yeah...I never knew a cane could add such excitement in one's life.

3/17/12
Wedgwood Pharmacy
Fort Worth, TX

Where the Rattlesnakes are...

 As many of you know by now, I am drawn to the weird or maybe the weird is drawn to me. Either way here are a few pics from my adventure at the Sweetwater Rattlesnake Round-up. 

The one piece camo outfit almost had me fooled, but the Elmo umbrella busted her cover.   


This is blood from rattlesnakes that have been skinned. The hand prints on the wall are made with blood. 
All I can say is WTF?
3/10/12
Sweetwater, TX

Have Gun, Will Travel


"I killed deer with this one". I read this with a hillbilly accent.

3/10/12
Gun Show
Sweetwater, TX

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Darth Vader vs. Easter


Easter never looked so good.

3/10/12
Wal-Mart
Sweetwater, TX

Hook'em


"For Clothing Only" as opposed to children...

3/8/12
DFW Airport -  Terminal E
Dallas/Fort Worth, TX

Rock of Ages


1807 - 1993? I call BS on this one.

3/9/12
Greenwood Cemetery
Fort Worth, TX 

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Blue Boy


It's hard looking like a bad ass in scunci sweatpants and blue Keds that match your shirt. Nailed it!

3/7/12
Walgreens
Cleburne, TX

Monday, March 5, 2012

Rock the Mug


I found this awesome mug at the thrift store for .49 cents. This speaks volumes about how I feel. I use it daily at work and no one has ever said anything to me.

Officer Gayler's Office
Cleburne, TX

Double Birdbath


Two is always better than one. Always.

1/31/12
Cleburne, TX

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Black Hole


I saw this driving into work and needless to say I was shocked at what I read. "No Hole is too Deep or Sloppy. Bad Company Off Road".

Sorry it's a little blurry, but this was a "drive by shooting".

3/2/12
HWY 67
Cleburne, TX

Culinary Arts


"Sweet Pee" and "KY Pie".  I think this one speaks for itself.

3/3/12
Crestbrook Apartments
Burleson, TX

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Last Dance With Mary Jane


Seriously, you couldn't come up with a more organic name for you magazine than this?

2/22/12
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

Teenage Dream


I went to the library to do an observation for my class. I observe two older men. One reading, one not. Both in the "Teen Area". Discuss.

3/1/12
Cleburne Public Library
Cleburne, TX