Sunday, January 29, 2012

Fruit Cake


I couldn't agree more.

1/3/2012
DFW Airport
Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas

The Return of Mini-Kilt Man


Alert! Mini-Kilt Man is back! This time he has talken it up a notch. He is rocking the denim mini-skirt look. If you just happen to forget Mini-Kilt Man, check him out here.


Thanks Cathryn for another great submission!

January 2012
H-E-B
Burleson, TX

Box It Up



"The casket store was odd enough, but then being next door to boxes to go added a whole other level of strange."

That's for this great submission Cathryn!

Found in Dallas, Texas

Thursday, January 26, 2012

THC: Yes Please!



This was submitted by my friend Liesl. I didn't think this was legal in Texas ;)

January 2012
Overton Ridge Boulevard  by Hulen Mall
Fort Worth, TX

Blo Hard


I read this and decided anything with "blo" at the end is going to sound like drugs. Period.

1/16/12
Wedgwood Pharmacy
Fort Worth, TX

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

One Ugly Person At a Time


I have drove past this sign weekly for a year and never actually read it. "We make ugly people cute!" Way to insult the neighborhood.

1/16/12
Trail Lake and Woodway
Fort Worth, TX

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Celebrate!


I know what you are thinking, is it that time of year again?

1/17/12
Nolan River Rd.
Cleburne, TX

Love Bugs


I can read this as "He" was the solution and the problem. I must say, I love this church! Who ever posts these is just as random as I am.

12/19/11
Cleburne, TX

Monday, January 16, 2012

Angelic or Demonic?

 Here is a picture of, you guessed it, Shell.


It was Easter and I was in the 2nd grade when this was taken. My grandfather kept asking me to smile and I refused. Then I lost it. I said "FINE!"....


Yep. I showed him. I had lost almost all of my baby teeth in one go and I wasn't feeling "pretty".



Taken 1989ish
Fort Worth, TX

Turn Right...


Cleburne, TX to Bethlehem....humm....it's not close!

(Somehow I missed posting this one during the holiday season. Sorry gang for letting everyone down. )

12/14/11
Cleburne, TX

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Washed Up



Just chillin' on a Saturday night with my wash cloth, looking sexy.


Thanks Matt and Candace D. for this great submission!!

1/14/12
Wal-Mart
South Hulen and Oakmont
Fort Worth,TX

Let's Make A Deal


I know I would pick the door that had the goat behind it.

12/9/11
Cleburne, TX

Friday, January 13, 2012

Frankentruck - Friday the 13th


This is the 3rd sighting of the epic Frankentruck. Last time we saw it in action. This time we see it resting peacefully, no mullet companion in sight.

Thanks Brain S. for this 5 star photo! (Lucky find on Friday the 13th!)

1/13/12
Burleson, TX

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Butt, Butt, Butt


"...with Calamine".  I'm in.

Thanks Brandi M. for this Submission!

1/11/2012
Wal-Mart

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The Joker


You see it? Keep looking..................................................................................................
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Holy Batman! There's a Batman on your car!

Even Batman is having to bum rides in this economy.

1/4/2012
Joshua, TX

Redneck Fix: Towel Dry


Wow. Nice wiper blade. Can that even go up enough to clear a path to see?

1/4/2012
Hwy 174 
Cleburne, TX

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Local Yokel


This is a submission by a friend of mine. She said the license plate was a pretty accurate description of the driver.

Thanks Liesl!

Jan. 2012
Arlington, TX

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

All Hail The Queen


I spotted this, but my boyfriend had the balls to go up to the car and ask to take a picture. Have to love the Queen bobble-head and Blue Suede Shoes hanging from the Rear-View Mirror. Here's  close up:

1/2/11
Central Market
Found inside a Mini Cooper

Stretch Armstrong



Sometimes you have no idea how you got there, but damn, you are totally there. Who would do this and what's with the toungue? The more he pulls the longer his tongue gets.

12/24/11
Barnes and Noble
University Park
Fort Worth, TX

Brains...BRAINS!


"Zombie Wagon". Need I say more.


12/9/11
Cleburne, TX