Saturday, December 29, 2012

Harp On!


I know this is hard to see, but this guy is playing a harmonica while driving! (Click on the image for a large view.)

Thanks Robert M. for this great submission!

12/29/2012
Knoxville, TN

Thursday, December 27, 2012

The Note Taker


I found a place to set up camp in the library and I noticed a note...


Awhhhhhh...the students at TCU are much nicer than they are at UTA.

11/25/12
TCU Library
Fort Worth, TX

After Hours


While preparing for some school work I wanted to check TCU's holiday hours for the library. The year is 1900? Were they late in regards to the millennium? I like the thought of going back in time and seeing people in 1900 clothes looking at library hours online.

11/25/12
TCU Website
The Gayler Estates

Day at the Races



I am not sure about you, but I have never seen how they transport race dogs. Thought I would share that find. This looks like a pretty deluxe ride.

11/25/12
I-35W North
Fort Worth, TX

Hog Heaven


This little piggy went wee, wee, wee, all the way home.

11/30/12
Keene, TX

Camo Nightmare



I wish the  furniture would "disappear", but somehow this camouflage isn't do it's job. The thought of someone buying this for their home gives me creeps.

November 7, 2012
Cabela's
Fort Worth, TX

Express Mail


Some people just have way too much time on their hands. I do want to climb this mailbox and pretend to ride it.

11/23/12
Arlington/Mansfield, TX

Rest Stop


Finally! Free WI-FI is available in the bathroom.

12/22/12
Half Price Books
Burleson, TX

The Amazing Technicolor Dream Truck


It's like a ray of sunshine threw up on this truck.

Thanks Abby J. for this great submission!

12/18/12
Plane, TX

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Housewarming


Screw the house, I see a date in my future!

12/19/2012
Burleson Star Newspaper

Saturday, November 24, 2012

The Dating Game: Back in the Saddle

After a long absence from online dating, I decided to go back and see just what kind of men are available this time around. It's been awhile since I have done a dating post, but here are the rules. All the pictures I post are from men that have messaged me through a free dating website. All men featured live within 50 miles of where I live.

Let the search begin!



Bachelor #1 - Mr. Ham and Cheese

Show the women of the Internet you are serious about landing a mate. Posing with another mature adult in a bloody pig costume should do it.



Bachelor #2 - Mr. "I like Long Sh*ts on the Beach"

I'm not sure what turns me off more. The fact you think this is an awesome picture or the fact you colored you leg in to look naked with Microsoft Paint. Either commit to taking a picture of yourself crapping on the beach or maybe not do this picture at all!


Bachelor #3 - Mr. "I Dress Myself" 

You may be bald, but  you worship the hair god known as Bob Marley while wearing your Florida Gators pants. All I can say is CLEAN UP YOU APARTMENT! No woman wants to hang out in a place that looks like that with a man wearing that. I would need a 5 drink minimum.

Check out my older dating posts here.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Pedal to the Metal


I have seriously never seen this many bikes all in one place!!

11/2/12
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

The Deer Hunter: True Love Edition


No wonder I can't find a date in this town. These two would be a perfect fit! (Click image to make larger).

11/2/12
EECU - Credit Union
Burleson, TX

Citizens Arrest!


They are watching...

11/2/12
Alsbury Blvd.
Burleson, TX

A Night To Remember

While walking on campus I see this...

I thought "odd." But then I went another 100 feet and saw this...


Someone had a fun night! There has to be a story.

11/3/12
Texas Woman's University
Denton, TX

Not So Undercover Job


While doing some school work at the college I long into the internet. Check out the other networks. "FBI Surveillance"? Worst surveillance ever!

11/15/2012
Texas Woman's University
Denton, TX

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Tipping Point


The economy is so bad, the cops are hustling at Sonic.

10/29/12
Keene, TX

Deer Stand


I don't like the words "Pellet" and "Deer" so close to each other on a sign.

9/25/12
Cleburne, TX

Monday, October 22, 2012

iPad


Attention Men: Never. Repeat NEVER, give this as a gift. It may say "Gift Box" but no woman (no matter her age) wants a box of pads as a gift.

10/19/12
Target
Burleson, TX

I'll Be Watching You


Creepy.

10/14/12
I-30
Around Hope, AR

Not The Mama


Sign of the times.

10/14/12

Somewhere in Dallas County, TX

Monday, October 8, 2012

Nightmare Before Christmas


Beware! Christmas is coming.

10/8/12
Lowe's
Cleburne, TX

You're So Vain




Vanity plates on black, expensive cars is a common occurrence here.

10/6/12
Colonial Country Club
Fort Worth, TX

Paternal Guidance Suggested


Best. Plan. Ever.

10/6/12
After the TCU vs. Iowa game
Fort Worth, TX

Richie Rich


This place is so rich, even the cars come with monograms.

10/6/12
Colonial Golf Course
Fort Worth, Texas

Parking Wars


As someone that grew up in Burleson, Texas in the 1980's and 90's, I never thought I would see the day when Valet service arrived to town.



Hard at work as you can see. I have no idea where they park the cars.


10/5/12
Old Town
Burleson, TX

Monday, September 24, 2012

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Bikini Ho' Down


What kind of shady dealership is called "Bikini Auto"?

5/25/12
FM 1187 and I-35W
Burleson, TX

Dark Forces


Just in case you were wondering what Rosemary's Baby was up to these days...

5/17/12
HWY 67
Toward Cleburne, TX

Pucker Up


Anything with "Hole Bunches" in the title sounds sexual. Period.

8/21/12
QT
Burleson, TX

Toe Jam


I bet I know what they are into.

8/22/12
Ramp on to I-35W South by 1187
Burleson, TX