Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Hillbilly Christmas


If this wreath made of shotgun shells wasn't tacky enough, it also lights up. Or you can just get a strand of lights that you can keep on your house all year long...



11/27/11
Hallmark
Burleson, TX

Monday, November 28, 2011

Incense and Peppermints


Flowers and peace signs. When did my car become so conservative!

11/19/11
Hobby Lobby
Burleson, TX

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Black Sabbath

With yet another Black Friday come and gone, I thought I would share with you images from my favorite church on which I will call this day Black Sabbath.

Because God has nothing better to do than give you a favor. Screw the starving people of the world, you need your Xbox. 11/9/11


All I can think of when I saw this was Loch Ness. 11/10/11

I had a friend in the car with me at the time of this find and let's just say we were both shocked. "God Loves Gluttons". Maybe it should be "God Forgives Gluttons". Only in America can we have such greed and have it approved by God. 11/26/11

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Peanut Butter Jelly Time


Since today is Thanksgiving, I felt it appropriate to post this billboard about being Vegetarian. Now, I am a vegetarian, but this lady has to be the worst example of what a vegetarian looks like. We are not all scary pale, overweight and sad looking. I also found this billboard out of place since this is in one of the most conservative states, TEXAS!! I wasn't even close to Austin.

11/14/11
Conroe, TX

The Thanksgiving Cake

 The following are examples of why Cakes and Thanksgiving don't go together:


Only in Texas I swear! Check out that Ham Cake in the background too. The thought of a Ham Cake freaks me out.

$41.50! I am totally in the wrong profession. Check out that Turkey cake in the background wearing a Tux. No matter where you stand, it's always staring at you.


11/9/11
H-E-B
Burleson, TX

Happy Thanksgiving!


I think this turkey was doing a protest against buying Christmas stuff before Thanksgiving.

11/19/11
Home Depot
Burleson, TX

Happy Thanksgiving from Shells!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Fuzzy Wuzzy


Sometimes a girl needs to keep her fuzzy hand cuffs in a place for easy access.

11/14/11
Galveston, TX

Sunday, November 20, 2011

The Dating Game: Freak Show

 I have not posted "The Dating Game" for awhile and I apologize. It's not because I have a lack of content, but have been busy with other things in my life. In this installment I will showcase some of the pictures I should have posted for Halloween. Just remember, all the guys featured live within 20 miles of me and have contacted me on a free dating site.

Bachelor #1: The Joker
When this is one of the more normal pictures you have posted I see a huge red flag.  Plus I don't think think this is a good profile picture for "everyday" use.



Bachelor #2: Mr. Come Smell My Flower
Unless you are trying to pick up kids with your dating profile, there is no woman alive that would find this "hot".


Bachelor #3: Mr. Big and Tall

Some angles are never good. Period.

Slow Ride


What does it say about me when I noticed the license plate frame was upside down first?

11/5/11
Westcreek and Alta Mesa
Fort Worth, TX

Another Round...


This is one reason I hate living in the south.

10/23/11
Target
Burleson, TX

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Just Hanging Out


This guy was hanging out all right.  Everyone was driving about 70 MPH. I was a little concerned, but not too concerned since I decided to take a picture of it. They exited about 2 miles later.

11/17/11
I-45
Houston Area, TX

Greetings from Galveston, TX...

I have been in Galveston all week at a work conference, but as always, I find time to take random pictures. It's not a road trip without at least one good picture for the blog. Case in point:

I am not sure what this is suppose to mean, but it was available for purchase. Maybe that picture isn't random enough. I have more. Check this out:


"Check Cashing, Tacos, Minows (sic) & Worms". One stop shopping in Conroe, TX. Since I haven't posted many pictures in awhile I think I owe you at least one more picture.


Some of you might remember at my last training were someone was eating hard popcorn kernels (Click here). This time a guy didn't go without his bottle of B-12. No joke. All 3 days he brought the B-12 bottle and I never saw him take one. Not once.


Glad to be back to Northern Texas!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Fat Bottom Girls



Not goign to lie, my mouth dropped when I saw this one. I have the feeling that this guy is no looker himself.

11/3/11
Cleburne, Texas

Friday, November 11, 2011

Salute To A Veteran


Since today is Veteran's Day, I thought it would be fitting to share a picture of my Grandfather (the one on the right with the higher drawn on rank). I KNOW this is where I got my sense of humor from. He has so many funny pictures I need to start posting more from time to time.  Somehow three Texans found each other and had this picture taken. This picture was taken in 1944 and I think it might have been NYC. Not in Texas at least.

I was very close to my Grandfather and he passed away on Halloween 2007. Very fitting for a man with such a great sense of humor. I encourage everyone to talk with the older veterans still in their lives and make an effort to learn about their memories. Write down stories. Record them talking if writing is not your thing. Anything. I know I am very lucky to have been close to my Grandfather and I miss him all the time. Holidays are just not the same without him around.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Mark of the Beast


You know this person had to be pissed off when they picked up their plates. The plates would look great here.

10/22/11
Loop 820
Fort Worth, TX

Blue Plate Special


 I love a good lonch..wait...

10/22/11
FM 1187
Rendon area

Sunday, November 6, 2011

No Entry

 While using the shredder at work,  a co-worker pointed this out to me:


"Performance Oil. Apply Oil to Across Entry". As I have stated before, I have the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy sometimes. It cracked me up for awhile.

9/27/11
Guinn Justice Center
Cleburne, TX

Glowing Reviews


It's my favorite church again and somehow I forgot to post this picture. I have so many from this church I need to make a book! 

9/28/11
Cleburne, TX

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Geezzz....Finally!


While cruising the streets for material I see this car. "He's Taken Ladies. He Finally Proposed". Geez, some people are never happy. Was the "finally" necessary?  Did you need to out the poor guy? I would take any proposal at this point. Oh wait...the girl wasn't done marking her territory:



I am sure he thought this was lovely. Sadly, this is not the first time this car has been featured on my blog. The last time there was a much different message on his car. Check it out here.

11/1/11
Cleburne, TX

Catalog Shopping

While at my grandmother's recently, I was looking through her magazines and catalogs. Two images caught my eye. This is a window into my madness:

 

My grandmother collects antique dolls, but this has to be the scariest doll ever! Imagine waking up to this staring at you. It's the kind of doll you place on the shelf at bed time and wake up to find it on the pillow next to you just staring.


Now, this just gave me a funny thought. When I saw the bird I thought it looked like it was going "spread eagle" for the camera. Like "Yeah, I'm sexy and I know it".

October 2011