Sunday, October 30, 2011

Oh Christmas Tree


Yeah, I see a problem here...

10/30/11
Somewhere in the Skies
SkyMall Magazine

Parking Wars


Break this commandment and God may smite you.

10/29/11

Greetings from Salem, MA...

I know I haven't posted in almost a week, but I got an unexpected invite to go to Maine and Salem, Massachusetts this week. Who can say no to that! Being in Salem on Halloween Weekend was amazing. I promise I will be back to posting like normal from now on.


10/29/11
Salem, MA

Monday, October 24, 2011

Bad Santa


Why must they combine Santa and Crapping?

Why is there an "Occupied" light right by the door like they have on airplanes? This is suppose to be an outhouse right?

Why is the toilet paper on the outside?

Do you think Santa did that on purpose in order to give himself an excuse to show his junk off?

10/17/11
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

De Do Do Do, De Da Da...


I will never get tired of this place. Ever.

10/10/11
Cleburne, TX

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Trucker's Choice

 I was driving home from work and I noticed something:


Yes, the mustang is pretty bad ass, but what I really noticed was the
Dish Satellite mounted to this truck:



Party On!

10/18/11
HWY 67
Alvarado, TX

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

I Get Around

Recently I was looking at PeopleOfWalmart.com. If you haven't heard of this site before, you must head that way right after you see my blog. Anyway, I noticed this picture that was posted:

My first thought was "I know that guy!!" How sad is that? What are the odds I would take a picture of the same guy in Vegas?!?



Yep, I get around.

July 2010
Las Vegas, NV

Living the High Life


Short cut off jean shorts and a Hawaiian shirt never looked so good!

10/17/11
QT
Mansfield, TX

What the Funk?


When I lived in Indiana, Ryan and I decided to collect ugly album art. This was a cheap hobby and made us laugh every time we saw it.  I must say, this is ugly album art.

9/22/11
Half Price Books
Burleson, TX

Monday, October 17, 2011

Worst. Scarecrow. Ever.


This has to be the most pathetic scarecrow I have ever seen. I really hope kids made this. Boots taped on, jug coming out of the pants, and I barley know what I am looking at. It scares the birds off but it also scares me off.

10/7/11
Downtown Cleburne, TX

Sin-bad


Yeah, this is just not working out so well. I did a touble take, a u-turn and I still couldn't get this until I got home.

10/14/11
Cleburne, TX

Friday, October 14, 2011

Reason For The Season


As a non-religious person this sign really says a lot. I could go on a huge rant, but instead I will let the picture talk to you.

10/12/11
Burleson, TX

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Nailed It!


Found this while bumming around the cemetery at lunch. What kind of middle name is "nail"?.

10/6/11
Cleburne Memorial Cemetery
Cleburne, TX

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The Dating Game: Fun With Photoshop

The search for "Mr. Right" continues and this blog wouldn't been half as fun without my good "friends" I meet online. This time I would like to showcase the great photo editing and enhancing I have found in my inbox. As most of you know, all the men featured have contacted me and live within 20 miles of me. Since I have a degree in Graphic Design I know I am be a little critical when it comes to Photoshop, but I think we will all agree this is just plain bad.


Bachelor #1: Mr. Cultured
I have no idea what compelled this man to create this "art". It had no caption. No explanation. It is what it is: Crap.


Bachelor #2: Mr. Notice Me
Wow. That's subtle.



Bachelor #3: Mr. All About the Benjamins
Why?




Bachelor #4: Mr. This Never Happened
You know, you could just crop her out of the picture. I guess this was much easier, plus women love to see pictures of you with past girlfriends.

And the search continues...

Off With Their Heads


I wish I could have seen this in action. It looks like the head is wired and the eyes turn read when you break. I also like how the plate almost reads "666". So close!!

10/6/11
H-E-B
Cleburne, TX

Saturday, October 8, 2011

The Duke


How much you want to bet "JW' is "John Wayne"?


8/26/11
Target
Burleson, TX

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Lolita

After getting my teeth cleaned, I decided I hadn't been in enough pain and needed to go get the oil changed. While sitting in the waiting room I see what I thought was a grand-daughter and her grandpa. Then it got odd real fast...


It appears a the girl, age 18 (if that), and a man in his late 60's start making out!! I kid you not. Full on making out with tongue. These were the only pics I could get while I was throwing up in my mouth.


All I can say is that he better have lots money. He wasn't even a good looking old man.

10/5/11
Lynn Smith Chevrolet
Burleson, TX

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

SWF Seeks "Cub Meat"...


Aren't these designed for kids? What's scary is only one is left!

10/4/11
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

Monday, October 3, 2011

People of Goodwill

While on a lunch time Goodwill run, I see this lady intensely reading a book.


Let's get a close up of that:

"Good-Bye Planet Earth". Wow. Way to stay optimistic.

8/25/11
Goodwill
Cleburne, TX

Saturday, October 1, 2011

The Boom Box


I bet this is real safe when driving and you need to adjust the antenna.

9/22/11
Goodwill
Cleburne, TX