Bachelor # 1: Mr. Tampon
Nothing like working in your cube, looking professional.
Bachelor # 2: Mr. Moms Dig Me
When it comes to lap dances, this guy is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
Bachelor # 3: Mr. This Never Gets Old
Chicks might have thought this was funny when you were 5, but at 25 it's just lame.
I think the drought we have been experiencing here in Texas has also taken over my dating life. Oh well. I would rather be home alone watching Titanic than trying to make conversation with these dudes.