Friday, September 30, 2011

Strike Out


With the Rangers making it to the Playoffs, I thought I would post this. As many of you know, I hate cupcake cakes. They just piss me off for some reason. This one doesn't fail either. The "stitches" aren't even, but what really gets me is the random green. Just use more white frosting. Seriously, why is there green on baseball?

8/26/11
Kroger
Crowley, TX

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Get the Paddles!


Is "mini" referring to the van or something even more bizarre?

9/22/11
Cleburne, TX

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

The Dating Game: "Men" Behaving Badly

It's been awhile since I last posted The Dating Game. It's not due to a lack of content, but rather too much! I have no idea where to begin. As always, all the guys featured live within 20 miles of me. This week, let's check on the behavior displayed willingly by our bachelors...



Bachelor # 1: Mr. Tampon
Nothing like working in your cube, looking professional.




Bachelor # 2: Mr. Moms Dig Me
When it comes to lap dances, this guy is an Equal Opportunity Employer.



Bachelor # 3: Mr. This Never Gets Old
Chicks might have thought this was funny when you were 5, but at 25 it's just lame.



I think the drought we have been experiencing here in Texas has also taken over my dating life. Oh well. I would rather be home alone watching Titanic than trying to make conversation with these dudes.

The Offering


I was coming back to my car after trying to snap some "People of Wal-Mart" pics for the blog and saw this.  Someone thought it would be funny to leave some donuts for the security guard.

8/29/11
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Down in Front

While at the TCU game I spot this:


Let's get a little closer:

Yep, it's hard to look like a bad ass with this on top your head.  Check out his soul mate featured on my blog here.

9/24/11
TCU
Fort Worth, TX

Save the Boobies


The strip club with a heart of gold.

9/17/11
Fort Worth, TX

Sunday, September 25, 2011

If you can't Ram it, Dodge it!


This was not on a Dodge Ram. I don't think I want to know....

P.S. Notice me hard at work in my self portrait on the top.

9/23/11
Burleson Stadium
Burleson, TX

Fingering


I don't know about you, but I know I don't want to see a kid (or an adult) sucking on a finger. Period.

9/1/11
Micheal's
Burleson, TX

In A PIckle


It takes a lot of balls to be able to drive a company car that is painted like a pickle. The back end has pickle slices as the design.

9/21/11
1-35 South
Fort Worth

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Candy Corn


While at a work training I noticed the person in front of me was having an interesting snack. Yep, hard popcorn kernels. I got this pic when she got up to go to the bathroom. She was from Oklahoma. That's the only reason I have to explain this behavior.

9/14/11
Dallas, TX

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Girlie Action


I thought I had been to a lot of weddings, but the garter trophies speak volumes. I like to think they represent each ex-girlfriend that went on to get married. But the Hawaiian Lei makes me think this might be a girl's truck. Hummmmm....

9/11/11
Wal-Mart
Burleson, TX

Sunday, September 18, 2011

The Dating Game: The Profile

This week on The Dating Game I am going to showcase one profile for you. This profile is one of the "best"  I have seen in awhile. Many of you who view this blog are out of the dating scene, but this one can be appreciated by all. This is a straight copy and paste from his actual profile with no editing. The message he sent me was wrote in the same style writing as his profile. Sorry for all the reading this week, but it's worth it. Now, it's time to experience who I call Mr. Dressed to Impress...

Mr. Dressed to Impress - Age 28



About Me

"well my hobbies i am a geek i play card games video games read comic books and manga and watch anime but i like csi and other shows as well but over all icalm down by working on deck ideas and fixing computers

my goals to get my life together i really have 3 goals for this egt a good job get a g/f and keep my car running i am a computer tech so that is a good job but msoitly i end up being a taxi for people at the moment but my dream is to have my own place travaling the world as a tech and to ahve kids with the girl i will marry

what makes me unique that one is a hard one to say i think of my self as a hero and try to help people when i can i have a open mind and heart and can be friends with anyone i do insane things i am a cosplayer so i dress up in hot cloths on hot days for fun with friends and i allways try to find ways to make things work

my taste in music is all over the plac ei msotly like rock and alteritive but i lsitne to techno a lot and i can lsiten to anything"


First Date
"my frist date i am a fan of dinner and a movie or a long walk around a park or a long car ride around the area i think i like the wlak around the park more the park i like to hang out at has a small area of water and palces to sit it looks beautiful when ther eis a full moon out"



I was left speechless and hints why I did not reply back.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Rollin' in the Deep


Although I know the Amish Mennonite are allowed to drive, do they really need to drive a Lexus?

9/8/11
Cleburne, TX

Friday, September 16, 2011

Satan's Right Wing

It's not a week without a friendly drive by to the church...


Say what? This is also the first time to see the red arrow appear. Now let's take a look at the other side. Yes, there are two sides of fun to this place:


This one makes more sense, but crap. No soft sell here. I have been telling my probationers to do the "Right Thing" for over 3 years now and if that see this I am finished.

9/12/11
Cleburne, TX

On Top of the World




I know it's hard to read, but I took this picture going about 70 miles an hour. The license plate frame reads "It's a David Lee Roth Thing". 

9/7/11
Cleburne, TX


I started cracking up. Let me remind everyone what a a "David Lee Roth Thing" looks like: 




Monday, September 12, 2011

Meet the Flintstones


Well, another strange name came up on the caller ID  at work. I asked the defendant why his caller ID read "Dino D".  He claimed to know "nothing about nothing".

9/9/11
Officer Gayler's Office
Cleburne, TX


For another Caller ID from the past check out "Hold On".

You Said Wood...


Oh how petty vandalism makes me laugh.

9/11/11
Mansfield, TX

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Dating Game: Random Moments

It's time for another installment of The Dating Game. I have so many pictures right now to select from I have no idea where to begin. This time I decided to showcase a few pictures that don't fit into any category. Pictures that made me look twice for sure. As always, everyone you see lives within 20 miles of me and was found on an online dating site. Let the mayhem begin!

Up first...

Bachelor #1: Mr. Where Da Party At?
Nothing turns me on more than guns tattooed on your chest and the sight of you handling your alcohol well. The lady in the background has the same thoughts as me.




Bachelor #2: Mr. Chicken
All I can say is "What the hell is going on here? and "Why is this on your dating site?"



Bachelor #3: Mr. Party Like a Rockstar
Okay, a dude in his late 20's rocking out with an overgrown, stuffed penguin. But wait, if that is not odd enough, what the hell is behind this dude?


And remember, I still have more to come :)

Friday, September 9, 2011

Submission Week: Bad Timing


Sometimes you have to be at the right place at the right time (and have a great sense of humor.)

Submitted by Liesl
8/30/11
Bellaire and University
Fort Worth, TX

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Submission Week: Trollin'

What you are about to see is one of the most EPIC pictures of a car I have ever seen. My friend took so many great shots of this car I will let the pictures do the talking.






"We saw this car outside of Mission Concepcion....I had to take pictures of it when I saw it.  Me and my mom both took pics of it.  I do like though that the  back of it says Laugh-Point-Smile-Wave.  So, they know people are going to laugh and take pictures.  But still.....WOW!!!!!!!"


Can we say "Hey kids, want to check out my troll doll?"

Submitted by Meredith
8/7/11
San Antonio, TX

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Monday, September 5, 2011

Submission Week: Foxy Lady

This week I decided to feature some of the wonderful pictures my readers have submitted to me over the course of this year. When I can't find something to take a picture of, you guys never fail. All the pictures featured were taken by the person who submitted them.



Note: This tattoo is on a woman's leg.

Submitted by Joe
9/5/11
Target
Fort Worth, TX

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Boots with the Fur

While attending a High School Football game with a friend, we both saw a teenager wearing an outfit we know she will look back upon with regret. It went a little something like this:

Now those are "boots with the fur". I got another view of the boots/house shoes.


9/2/11
Burleson Stadium
Burleson, TX

Friday, September 2, 2011

Heil Uncle Sam

I was sent a tip on Facebook that there was an Uncle Sam at the Ford Dealership I needed to check out. Like anyone that has free time and a boring life, I got into the car and did a drive by. Then I see it...Uncle Sam...

Is that Uncle Sam doing what I think he is doing? Oh Heil Uncle Sam! Here's another view I got from the highway later that day.

8/31/11
I-35
Burleson, TX

Covering All Bases


Okay, I will give you the draught thing. "Pray for Everything? Man...
8/31/11
Cleburne, TX

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Boner


Saw this while driving home from work. The hitch cover is a deer with a target on it. When he braked the deer's "arms" would move up and down.

9/1/11
FM 1187
Burleson/Fort Worth, TX

BINGO!: My Night at the Bingo Hall

This is sums up my fun night at a ghetto Bingo hall.


This belongs to the lady that sat next to me. Snapple and smokes. As you can tell she was not alone with her love for smoking.



This is the view from behind me. I noticed the t-shirt in the background but I had to share this picture with the lady's facial expression. But let's zoom in on that shirt.



"SHOOT THE CALLER". Yep, we are in the hood!


9/1/11
Cherry Lane Bingo
Fort Worth, TX