Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Dr. Creepy

Just because you say you are a "doctor" doesn't make the fact that you have a car full of stuffed animals any less creepy.

I-35 South in West, TX

Friday, June 24, 2011

What's Whot's?

It's not a week without one post from this church. Never a dull week.

Cleburne, TX

Non-Cordless Car

Sometimes rope is just too pricey.

I must give a special thanks to my mother for spotting this one. I took this picture with her saying "Do you need me to get a better shot? I got a great view." Thanks for always being supportive of my lame adventures.

Crowley, TX

I Knew It!

Found this close to my house.

FM 1187
Burleson, TX

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Light Up My Life

While setting up for my 10 Year High School Reunion, a wedding was taking place in the room across form us. My friend and I noticed that the bouquet was huge and then we see the lights. Yes, this bouquet has mini lights. OMG!

(I know the quality of this picture is awful, but I took the picture though two sets of windows. )

Fort Worth, TX

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Fully Unloaded

No Bumper, fenders, tail gate, doors or glass. Party Time!

Crowley, TX

Double Meaning

Does this mean she likes to talk a lot or does this mean she throws up a lot?

Kohl's Parking lot
Burleson, TX

Thursday, June 16, 2011


While heading to my grandmother's, I see "Farmer Joe" giving out free bibles. What I found odd was an older white man was brave enough to hand bibles out in "the hood" and I am not sure "Unbelief" is a word. I wasn't raised in the church nor am I religious, but "Unbelief" just sounds odd.

McCart and I-35
Fort Worth, TX

Sheer Crap

I think I can speak for most women, but pantyhose have never been a source of energy nor do we feel "revitalized" wearing them.

Most of my friends know just how much I hate the word "panty" let alone "pantyhose". Why do my legs have to look like another color than the rest of my body? I am stepping down from my soap box, but let it be known: Sheer Energy is Sheer Crap.

Cleburne, TX

Sale of the Century

This is a new way of promoting a garage sale. The one teenager was yelling through the megaphone "Hey you! Stop and Shop".

Wedgewood Area
Fort Worth, TX

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Zero Zilch Nada

This is another submission I recived today. He was so proud of this find:

Wow...imagine that. Water has Zero calories! Glad they wanted to promote the benefits so big on the front of the label.

June 2011
Cleburne, TX

High Roller

This picture was submitted to me by a dear friend that lives in Indianapolis. It was too good for me not to post:

But wait, it gets better. Nothing says "Thug Life" quite like an ocean scene:

June 2011
Indianapolis, Indiana

Monday, June 13, 2011

Nailed It!

I saw this lady on a recent Wal-Mart run and tired to get a better picture, but this is the best I could do:

I know it's hard to see, but she has super long natural nails!

Long, yellow, natural nails... kitty likes to scratch!

Cleburne, TX

Hot or Hoot?

Not sure if you are trying to be "Hot" in you Civic with the Christian Fish or if you are a "Hoot". Either way, I took the picture. You can be the judge.

Cleburne, TX

Flaccid Penis

When I saw "Limp, "Ball" and "Now Open" I immediately did a U-Turn. Calling it "Limp Willies" doesn't make it kid friendly FYI. Oh well, they did make a good sno-cone.

Crowley, TX

Dazed and Confused

Call me old fashion, but using drug references on a church sign is probably not a good thing.

Cleburne, TX

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Woodstock: 2011

I ran inside HEB to grab some cokes, and all of a sudden I see something. I get the cell phone out to snap a picture and this is what I caught:

There was so much going on here. Crazy hate, the outfit, the creeper pushing the cart for her. Here is another view of the outfit:

Cleburne, TX

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Results Not Typical

If I am not fully satisfied with the results of your statement, will I get my money back?

Cleburne, TX

Monday, June 6, 2011

Oh Man...When Did That Change?

I went to a jewelry repair place to get a new battery for my watch. While they took my watch back I noticed this sign. "Effective 2/27/85". Wait a mintue..85...1985! After 26 years people still haven't learned to bring their claim ticket? Wow.

William's Jewelers
Cleburne, TX

Chocolate Enlightenment

One of my favorite places to hit up weekly. This church has so many good signs I have to debate what is worth posting. This is what I found last week:

Then I check the other side:

Do something like eat Chocolate?

Cleburne, TX

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Acid Trip

I am not quite sure what I am looking at. I see Texas, Bubbles, and John Travolta. Whatever it is, I have been trying to get a picture of it for awhile now and I finally just pulled over, got out of the car and snapped this shot.

Wedgewood Area
Fort Worth, TX

Hot Date

Before I even got out of my car I opened the door to find this. Packaging for KY and Nail Clippers. Someone is going to have a fun night.

Fort Worth (McCart St.)

Friday, June 3, 2011

Too Legit

Boulder, CO

Steal This!

I noticed last week that in front of this business they had a mattress, box springs and a bed frame all sitting outside for days. I even thought to myself that someone would steal that if it sat out there much longer. I get back from my vacation in Denver to find this. I guess the thief already had a box spring.

Cleburne, TX

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Robo Mike

I like that Robo Mike wears flower printed swim trunks. That makes him more hardcore than Robo Cop.

Denver, CO

Go Saints!

I've been criticized but not sainticized.

Cleburne, TX