Sunday, May 29, 2011

Not Child Friendly


Welcome to Idaho Springs, CO. This is the first thing I see coming into this small town. Once I get out of the car I see this right next door:


I wonder what's on this town's mind.

5/28/11
Idaho Springs, CO

Follow Me to Titanic


This lady had old pictures and a purse in one hand and and appeared to want to live in the early 1900's.

5/28/11
Boulder, CO

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Big Foot = Big Stick


Who knew times were so bad that Sasquatch had to come out of hiding in order to endorse beef jerky. Note the "Angry" and "Happy" on the boxes.

5/24/11
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

When You Have to Go...


Although having toilet paper on the dashboard might be convenient, it doesn't always send off the best message in the company vehicle.

5/26/11
Taco Beuno
Cleburne
, TX

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

We Parked by the Oil Rig


Yep. An oil rig in what appears to be a dead mall parking lot.

5/22/11
Crossroads Mall
Oklahoma

Hoopty


I think it needs bigger rims.

5/21/11
Oklahoma

The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I saw this from the 13th Floor from my hotel room:



Even this high up I could see this mini-van was sporting the 1980's Sunglass Sunshade:


Makes me want to drink Tang and watch Punky Buster.

5/21/11
Oklahoma City, OK

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Thunder Rolls

I have become a true Mavs fan over this weekend. I traveled to see the Mavs vs. The Thunder in Oklahoma City for the playoffs. After the game a group of us Mavs fans went to "Bricktown" and I spotted this gem. 


 Note the awesome TV's in the front of the cab:


5/21/11
Bricktown
Oklahoma City, OK

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Balmy


I don't make this up. I check this sign twice a week now and I am always amazed at what they come up with.  Thanks FCC for always providing a "WTF?" moment.

5/17/11
Cleburne, TX

Friday, May 20, 2011

Ivy League


Is it a diploma? No there is already a little plastic one on there. Hummm...Is it a Greek Colum? No, pretty sure that would be vertical. What's the green stuff? Okay, I give up.

5/19/11
Kroger
Cleburne, TX

Live and Let Die

I recently got a Relay for Life shirt. The back of the shirt displayed all the sponsors of the event:


Then I noticed this sponsor:



Something about a Funeral Home sponsoring a Cancer Walk seems a bit odd to me. Just my thoughts.

5/20/11
The Gayler Estates

Go Mavs!


Lots of good people watching before the game. Yeah for the playoffs!

5/17/11
Mavs vs. OKC
American Airlines Center
Dallas, TX

Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Ugliest Check on Earth

While searching for new checks to order I came across this design:



Who the hell would want this? Just my thoughts on what has to be the ugliest check design ever.

Big Pappa


This location has been featured many times before, and again, it doesn't fall short.

5/13/11
Cleburne, TX

Don't Sweat It


This guy was creeping around the Victoria's Secret for what appeared to be no reason.  Why the sweat band ,sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt?

5/15/11
Hulen Mall - Victoria's Secret
Fort Worth, TX

Sunday, May 15, 2011

The "Super" makes it Better


What more can I say? Super Goat Weed. Pure perfection.

5/2011
Walgreens on Hulen by Bellaire
Fort Worth, TX

Oh Lord

Heavenly Father would be proud.

5/12/11
I-35 Southbound
around Alvarado, TX

5/3/11
Centennial High School
Burleson, TX

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Open Wide


"Put the Fun Between Your Legs". One of the best bumper stickers I have seen on a bike.

5/9/11
Amherst, MA

The Network


I was trying to locate some WiFi on the train and I see the "get your own" network. Someone is a little bitchy.

5/9/11
Somewhere in CT

Sunday, May 8, 2011

The Lion King


Who knew one man could rock a lion suit with a touch of Disco, and he looks just like the guy from The Hangover.

5/7/11
Northampton, MA

Friday, May 6, 2011

War on Drugs: Epic Fail

As some of you know, I am currently on vacation in Massachusetts. However, this does not mean I stop looking for random photo opportunities. Case in point this lovely shot:


 The Probation Officer in me says, "If you can't win the war on drugs, at least let them be clean about it".

5/5/2011
Women's Bathroom
Cincinnati Airport

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

This Gas Station Has It All!


This gas station has it all: Pizza, Hamburgers, Salads, and Baked Potatoes. That's right, Baked Potatoes at a gas station. Yummm....Eat up!

4/29/11
HWY 174
Cleburne, TX

Wanted...oh wait....


I was tipped off about this sign and sure enough, it does exist!

4/29/11
174 toward Joshua
Cleburne, TX

The Old German Hot Hatch


Doesn't the name of this car sound like a sexual position? "Oh yeah, we did a German Hot Hatch last night..."

3/18/2011
Auto Show
Fort Worth, TX

Dude Looks Like A Lady


If you are from Burleson or South Fort Worth, the odds of you seeing this man are pretty high. He claims this is a kilt, but I have a feeling the Scottish would kick his ass if they ever heard him talk like that. Rock on mini-kilt man!

5/3/11
Bank of America
Crowley, TX