Saturday, April 30, 2011

Redneck Fixes: The Soccer "Net"


I was driving home after work and this caught my eye. I looped around and saw that the school was too cheap to get actual soccer nets. Instead they have used orange, plastic, roadside mesh to do the job. Not ghetto at all.

4/29/11
Joshua ISD
Joshua, TX

Master of Disguise


I know this is the Probation Officer or Law Enforcement side of me talking, but what did the kid do in order for him to want a "new identity"?

 4/29/11
 Joshua, TX

Flower Child



I found this old "hippy" walking behind the courthouse singing to herself, barefoot, and wearing neon beads. Sorry I couldn't capture the the neon beads. She was pretty quick.

 4/15/11
Back Parking Lot of the Guinn Justice Center
Cleburne TX

Monday, April 25, 2011

What Am I Looking At?

 On the way to Downtown Fort Worth, a Friend and I saw this and were couldn't figure out what was going on:

Then I got this side shoot. It's a man sitting on a trailer, holing on to the guy who is driving a motorcycle.


The guy on back kind of looks like he is giving birth.

4/23/11
I-35W North
Fort Worth, TX

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Hummm...


I saw this graffiti on a train while my train was waiting on the tracks. Is this a dick nose?


4/19/2011
Somewhere around South Irving, TX

Friday, April 22, 2011

Laser Eyes

Below you will find solar powered lawn art:



I think if I saw the glowing eyes of this "art" at night I would run in fear. It's about the creepiest thing I have seen in a long time. 

4/19/11
Big Lots
Cleburne, TX

P.S. Not sure if I have any Futurama fans reading this blog, but the frog reminds me of Hypnotoad.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Breakin'

This is what a slice of cheese pizza looks like when it's break dancing:



I didn't say the break dancing would be good. 

4/19/11
Pizza Hut
Cleburne, TX

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

You Can Do It


Really?

4/15/11
Kerr Middle School (aka the old Burleson High School)
Burleson, TX

Monday, April 18, 2011

Gettin' My Hair Did


Nothing like chillin' at a restaurant with your hair in foil. Stay Classy.

4/18/11
CiCi's
Cleburne, TX

Endless Benefits

I start off my day looking at the local job listings in the hope that I will find my dream job. Today I saw this:


I think I will keep looking.


4/18/11
Cleburne Times Review
Cleburne, TX

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Weekend at Bernies: The Love Child

I was waiting at the train station to go to a Mavs game and noticed this teenage sporting this look:



I swear this is the spawn of Weekend at Bernies. Check out this close up of this wonderful black sock loafer combo:


No teenage needs to be dressing like this.When did dressing like a 55 year old man become cool?

4/8/11
Downtown Fort Worth, TX
TRE Station

The answer is...


Well, here is one of my favorite hot spots again. I am never disappointed with this location. What this has to do with church beats me.


4/15/11
Cleburne, TX

Saturday, April 16, 2011

The Nonconformist


It might be painted yellow, but this bus is not going to conform to society. It simply "does not".

4/15/11
1187 & I-35
Burleson, TX

Friday, April 15, 2011

Never Good Enough


Do you have days when you feel like you can't do anything right? Well, God has those days too.

This church has been known for great signage here before.

4/13/11
Cleburne, TX 

The Note: Story of a Weekend Dad

I come home and I see a car parked across the street from my house with two notes attached:


Of course I proceed to the car to read what I thought would be a "hate" letter of some kind. This is what I found:


This is what the note said from what appears to be a small child:

"From Logan Wilson. I saw your car and I wanted to say Hi and I Love You much and I can not wait until next weekend".

That is too sweet. Made me smile. Thanks Logan for being such a loving person.

4/9/11
The Gayler Estates
Burleson, TX

Candy Man


There is nothing strange about a man driving a mini van alone with a tool box, 2 cases of luggage and a grill attached to the back. I guess the body he is transporting inside the van took up most of the room.

4/1/11
South Bound I-35
Burleson, TX

Oh Baby Baby


Mid-life Crisis, party of 1, your table is ready.

3/19/11
1187 and I-35
Burleson, TX

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Monday, April 11, 2011

OMG! Like Really?


Glad I know where they stand on this issue.


4/11/11
Kohl's Parking Lot
Burleson, TX

The Foursome


Peeps Gang Bang on a stick. Happy Easter!!!

4/11/11
Wal-Mart
Cleburne, TX

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Too Cool 4 School


Maybe I am just getting old, but no one can pull off lime green aviators. No one.

(P.S. That is my arm trying to take a picture without her seeing. )

3/8/11
TRE train to Dallas
Somewhere around Richland Hills, TX

Nighty Night


I know this picture is not great, but this granny was in her nighty at the post office. I would like to add she had no bra on. Enjoy that thought.

 3/7/11
Post Office 
Cleburne, TX

Thursday, April 7, 2011

The Hater


How much does someone hate you if they designates their tailgate to you?

4/6/11
Clebune, TX

Saturday, April 2, 2011

The Quick Sell: Just Add Motor!


When a deal like this comes, there is just not enough room to express the greatness on the windshield. The back end reads "Everything U Need! Just add Motor and Trany". Wow.

 4/1/11
Cleburne, TX

Pure Class


I don't know what scares me more. The fact they have so many of these things or that someone would say "This would look great with my decor".  Stay Classy.

 4/2/11
Garden Ridge
Fort Worth, TX