Thursday, March 31, 2011


As you can tell, I got really close to this truck in order to get a good picture. Little did I know there was a man in the front driver's seat until the flash went off. He seemed excited I took a picture. If only he knew why I took it.

Victory Plaza
Dallas, Texas

Hang in There

What's odd about a stuffed skunk, bolted down by it's paws to a bumper of an 18 wheeler?

North Bound 1-35
Alvarado, TX

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Protect Your Valuables: The Classic Nokia

Watch, Sunglasses and what appears to be a phone even older than mine on display for the entire world to see. When you are living this large there is only one thing you can do: Flaunt it!

Goodwill Parking Lot
Saginaw, TX

Saturday, March 26, 2011

"Triking" It Cross Country

On my way to my friend's place I see this:

The Trikes were huge!

Burleson, TX

This Town Seems Friendly

I was driving into the town I work in this week and saw this. I need to move to the coast where liberal people live.

Downtown Cleburne, TX

Monday, March 21, 2011

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Proud Mary

I hope one day I am lucky enough to receive flowers as awesome as these.

Mt. Olivet Cemetery
Fort Worth, TX

Under My Umbrella

It was not a rainy day and even if it was, this is just ridiculous.

State Fair of Texas

Friday, March 18, 2011

All Amercian Line Up

JFK, Blood Dolphins, Sins, and Ninjas. I love America.

Watching at Grandmother's

Tuesday, March 15, 2011


Found this at Macy's. Looks like a normal clothes display. $19.99 sweatpants. Wait..."How do you wear it?" Scissors. OMG! You want me to pay $19.99 in order to cut to taste?! I have lots of sweatpants I can cut for free. No thank you!

Hulen Mall
Fort Worth, TX

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Ladies Night

While washing clothes at my grandmother's I started to question just how old this washing machine really was. Then I noticed this:

I am so glad they reminded me that washing clothes was a job for a Lady like me.

Grandmother's House
Fort Worth, TX

Friday, March 11, 2011

Now With No Lead!

"Bismuth" caught my attention, but then I noticed it said "Lead Free". Maybe I am just ignorant when it comes to pepto, but they had lead in it before?
Big Lots
Cleburne, TX

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Stupid is as Stupid Does

I am not sure what they are going for here, but I think they just called me stupid.
Cleburne, TX

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Opening Soon!

What kind of opening are we talking about here?

Hulen Mall
Fort Worth, TX

Friday, March 4, 2011

Lower...Lower... Just Right!

Not sure if I am seeing enough of your thong ma'am. An hour long train trip with this as my view.

TRE train from the Mavericks game back to Fort Worth