Thursday, March 31, 2011

Foxy


As you can tell, I got really close to this truck in order to get a good picture. Little did I know there was a man in the front driver's seat until the flash went off. He seemed excited I took a picture. If only he knew why I took it.

3/31/11
Victory Plaza
Dallas, Texas

Hang in There


What's odd about a stuffed skunk, bolted down by it's paws to a bumper of an 18 wheeler?

3/31/11
North Bound 1-35
Alvarado, TX

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Protect Your Valuables: The Classic Nokia


Watch, Sunglasses and what appears to be a phone even older than mine on display for the entire world to see. When you are living this large there is only one thing you can do: Flaunt it!

3/27/11
Goodwill Parking Lot
Saginaw, TX

Saturday, March 26, 2011

"Triking" It Cross Country

On my way to my friend's place I see this:






The Trikes were huge!

3/20/11
Burleson, TX

This Town Seems Friendly


I was driving into the town I work in this week and saw this. I need to move to the coast where liberal people live.

3/23/11
Downtown Cleburne, TX

Monday, March 21, 2011

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Proud Mary

I hope one day I am lucky enough to receive flowers as awesome as these.

Mt. Olivet Cemetery
Fort Worth, TX
3/20/2011

Under My Umbrella


It was not a rainy day and even if it was, this is just ridiculous.

10/18/2010
State Fair of Texas

Friday, March 18, 2011

All Amercian Line Up

JFK, Blood Dolphins, Sins, and Ninjas. I love America.

U-Verse
Watching at Grandmother's

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Cut-It-Out


Found this at Macy's. Looks like a normal clothes display. $19.99 sweatpants. Wait..."How do you wear it?" Scissors. OMG! You want me to pay $19.99 in order to cut to taste?! I have lots of sweatpants I can cut for free. No thank you!

3/14/11
Macy's
Hulen Mall
Fort Worth, TX

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Ladies Night


While washing clothes at my grandmother's I started to question just how old this washing machine really was. Then I noticed this:



I am so glad they reminded me that washing clothes was a job for a Lady like me.

Grandmother's House
Fort Worth, TX
3/12/11

Friday, March 11, 2011

Now With No Lead!


"Bismuth" caught my attention, but then I noticed it said "Lead Free". Maybe I am just ignorant when it comes to pepto, but they had lead in it before?
3/11/11
Big Lots
Cleburne, TX

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Stupid is as Stupid Does


I am not sure what they are going for here, but I think they just called me stupid.
3/10/11
Cleburne, TX

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Opening Soon!


What kind of opening are we talking about here?

Hulen Mall
Fort Worth, TX
3/6/11

Friday, March 4, 2011

Lower...Lower... Just Right!


Not sure if I am seeing enough of your thong ma'am. An hour long train trip with this as my view.

3/4/11
TRE train from the Mavericks game back to Fort Worth